Thursday, May 04, 2006
Some quick things....
(1) Wanna hear the grossest thing in the world? OK, you got it. I woke up to a Sing-man text message that said the following: "How's your work going? Maybe I could come by and distract you later. Wanna bj?"
-First of all, who says "bj" for a girl?
-second of all, this is his first contact in a week and a half. (hello?? Using for sex, anyone?)
-thirdly, i made a secret vow with hyde that i would never see him again.
-fourthly, and most importantly, i have lost affection for him!
Then he called and left a voice-mail later in the day, that sounded a little "hostile." Like, "Hi, can't you even talk FOR A BIT!?" (Whoa, i am getting flshbacks from the Wizard!)
(2) Dream-o-meter: I had some disgusting dreams last night. They are really even too gross for dream-o-meter.
It was a series of three. In the first I was out with Mohawk. He was wearing a pink-and-yellow plaid shirt. But he still looked cute. Anyway, we were about to play some weird drinking games with a bunch of his friends. Suddenly I had to go to the bathroom. There was poo and blood everywhere, all over the toilet seat. I knew I had to clean it and it would take hours....
Then I dreamt that 2 frat boys got caught masturbating together in the bathroom. Their punishment was to jerk off in front of a whole stadium-full of guys. For some reason all the guys in the stadium were also jerking off. i saw all of them. at different moments a guy would shout out and cum all white juice. it was SO GROSS.
the third involved incest in a hotel roomful of people. i need not say more.
(3)I hung out with hyde and flash for dinner and at cheers tonight! we had a blast, and flash is all sweet, until he gets drunk, then he becomes a big flirt!
-First of all, who says "bj" for a girl?
-second of all, this is his first contact in a week and a half. (hello?? Using for sex, anyone?)
-thirdly, i made a secret vow with hyde that i would never see him again.
-fourthly, and most importantly, i have lost affection for him!
Then he called and left a voice-mail later in the day, that sounded a little "hostile." Like, "Hi, can't you even talk FOR A BIT!?" (Whoa, i am getting flshbacks from the Wizard!)
(2) Dream-o-meter: I had some disgusting dreams last night. They are really even too gross for dream-o-meter.
It was a series of three. In the first I was out with Mohawk. He was wearing a pink-and-yellow plaid shirt. But he still looked cute. Anyway, we were about to play some weird drinking games with a bunch of his friends. Suddenly I had to go to the bathroom. There was poo and blood everywhere, all over the toilet seat. I knew I had to clean it and it would take hours....
Then I dreamt that 2 frat boys got caught masturbating together in the bathroom. Their punishment was to jerk off in front of a whole stadium-full of guys. For some reason all the guys in the stadium were also jerking off. i saw all of them. at different moments a guy would shout out and cum all white juice. it was SO GROSS.
the third involved incest in a hotel roomful of people. i need not say more.
(3)I hung out with hyde and flash for dinner and at cheers tonight! we had a blast, and flash is all sweet, until he gets drunk, then he becomes a big flirt!
# posted by Jessica @ 4.5.06 
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I can't believe you posted all that on the dream o meter. My crazy dreams this week are staying private!!!! Sorry Salmon-Night didn't work out last night. I still had a blast though. And I'm glad you cheered me on while I was singing Alanis...
Ok, I can't hold back, this is too much...
First of all while it is natural to keep comparing all your new lovers to your X (Wizard) it does mean that you have not yet healed from that relationship.
Secondly if you build a relationship on sex, what do you expext Sing boy to talk or act like?
As for the dreams lay off the doobies.
First of all while it is natural to keep comparing all your new lovers to your X (Wizard) it does mean that you have not yet healed from that relationship.
Secondly if you build a relationship on sex, what do you expext Sing boy to talk or act like?
As for the dreams lay off the doobies.
# posted by 
: 8:02 AM
: 8:02 AM
OK, no one offers a "bj" to a girl. That's just not what we call that. I must point out that your "secret vow" is no longer a secret, since you just told us about it.
I said it on Hyde's blog, I'll say it here too: I want to see pictures of this fun time!
I said it on Hyde's blog, I'll say it here too: I want to see pictures of this fun time!
Hey Dan have you ever thought that sing boy meant it to be a request, instead of an offer and simply made a grammar error?
# posted by : 5:14 PM
: 5:14 PM
Well Flash is there now he can straighten things out.
Flash keep that hammer off the doobies wiil you please.
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Flash keep that hammer off the doobies wiil you please.
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