Hammer-philia

1) Go to singles party, in your best most miniature suit so no one mistakes you for a child.
2) Flaunt your cash and credit cards and buy all the girls top-shelf liquor.
3) Tell witty jokes and prove that your personality is worth it.
4) Ask the girl you like repeatedly for her phone number.
5) When she gives you her email, put it in your pocket for safe keeping.
6) Have an email ready for her by the time she gets home.
7) Email again.
8) When she writes back saying "Let's just be friends," respond with "You know you like me!"
9) Write again about the little princess you once knew who married the wrong guy.
10) Send ahead some blond jokes.
11) Send an e-card telling her you miss her.

The ENd.