Hammer-philia

I went to a dinner in honor of Prof PP in a small, darkened room. There was a long table, with about 12 people total sitting down. There is the most handsome, very very cute intern at the French institute where it was held. He is perfectly tall and skinny, with delicate features that remind me of D, and nice long hair, the cutest French accent, the most awesome style (he wore a pin-stripe suit the other night....awww), and a very sweet way of glancing around shyly. ANYWAY: The good news is that since my split-up with the Wiz, I'm able to become more friendly with former arch-enemies, like Prof PP. (BTW: The Wizard pathetically shows up at all sorts of lectures--even though he is no longer a part of the institution of school: he failed. He also writes to Hyde and Gidget, even though he was never even friends with Gidget. Old, pathetic man!)


Side Note: I'm listening to and loving Jeff Buckely right now...
He's SO handsome and with an incredible voice and taste.



He drowned at the age of 30. And his dad died when he was 28.








Anyway- back to the dinner. There was one girl who looked like she didn't belong to the rest of the group, she was unfamiliar. She was tall with light blonde hair and wearing a suit. Her face looked like that of a doll, exactly. She has those strange eyes that seem to be flattened to her head, and her cheeks puff out a bit, into an innocently shaped chin. She had light blue eyes and that freaky semi-smile, like they manufacture onto dolls.


I didn't pay much attention to her until I saw a glimmer of desire in Prof PP's eye as he looked at her. They talked near the dessert table and he leaned in to kiss her on the cheek! PPP's face was all red and he had an aroused expression on his face.

I'm only human, and a curious one at that. So now suddenly I was interested in this young doll-faced girl.... Who was she? Hm, an accent! "My neeeme is Tholl-Fayce." Her accent was Russian sounding. She says that she's just completed her dissertation in Czech and Russian literature. "Where are you from?" I asked. "Ah-meer-ika." She said. The accent is a put-on! She calls PPP by his first name, and she explained that she's known him for over ten years. She then went on to tell me "I have a rabbit, and while I write she cuddles against my feet." WHAT!?
Tell me that's not weird!

OK: onto more exciting things. I confronted Sing-man and I slept with Mohawk, all in the same week!

Sing-man is seriously lame, folks. Sorry to disappoint. I think I may have overdone that one.