Friday, March 17, 2006
Another letter
Hi fans,
Well, I don't have much time to write anything but I thought you all'd be interested in the latest letter from Mini-man, unprovoked. He is trying very hard. I need to write him one more letter to say "just friends."
Wow, talk about a logical proof!
Btw, I'm in a hotel-room with my mom and for some reason she was on the phone with my dad and said "Zeus's Butthole." I thought that was the strangest thing ever!
Mom, sister and I are having a great time of decadence and nothingness in the hotel room here!
Ughhhhh, all I have to say is it's a good thing that Mini only has my email address!
And: Sing-man finally came through and asked me on a date, but I won't be seeing him till I'm back from vacation.
HAMMER
Well, I don't have much time to write anything but I thought you all'd be interested in the latest letter from Mini-man, unprovoked. He is trying very hard. I need to write him one more letter to say "just friends."
Dear Hammer,
When I was young, there was the prettiest, smartest princess I knew, however I knew once upon a time she had a boy friend and therefore, even though she wanted me, I would not take on her advances. She ended up marrying not her boyfriend, but someone else. My point is that we had a good time the other night. Second, I am very intrigued by your intelligence. Therefore, we should go out and have a great time together period! If you want to say it was because you were full of alcohol I say, your true feelings come out at that time. So are you working these days or just a full time student. I work day and night, I just finished a business call after 11PM. However, there is another side of me that can play just as hard. In fact the weekend after this I am going to Florida just for the weekend. Anyway, lets make some plans together and see what happens. We can take a drive somwehere, meet for drinks, dinner or do ANYTHING from conservative to outrageous like going away somewhere, DC, Florida. Keep smiling. I don't care what you say, You like me. What is your number?
Mini-man
PS I thought you might like this. Scroll downWow, talk about a logical proof!
Btw, I'm in a hotel-room with my mom and for some reason she was on the phone with my dad and said "Zeus's Butthole." I thought that was the strangest thing ever!
Mom, sister and I are having a great time of decadence and nothingness in the hotel room here!
Ughhhhh, all I have to say is it's a good thing that Mini only has my email address!
And: Sing-man finally came through and asked me on a date, but I won't be seeing him till I'm back from vacation.
HAMMER
# posted by Jessica @ 17.3.06 
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